when would !!! albert einstein equal and opposite scissoring theorem (yuri edition)

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When there is force... There's an opposite force? No. There's an equal and opposite reaction. Chain reaction, happens equally in the opposite direction. Erection? Procrastination. 

Albertanium: The Relative Substance created to, specifically, equally distribute in the opposite direction. Equally and oppositely, of course. 

Einsteinium: The irrelevant and relevant substance that equally is and is not relevant. Equally and oppositely, in the same reaction. The scissoring between two lesbians would mean that the force between them is equal and opposite, being the theorem of relativity. 

Epsteinium: You wouldn't want that. No one would. 

If blood is in fact thicker than water, why would water be thicker than water itself? Blood contains water, does this mean water is thicker than water? Cumbersome. Water is thicker than water, so the blood of the blood would be lighter than itself? Perhappenschance.

To scissors or not to scissors... that's the true question. If you were to in fact, scissor, the force distributed would be equal and opposite... but the pleasure? Hm. Now is the theorem going to cover that? Nah. Mayhappenrappendappenlappencrappenhappenschance.

Albert Epstein was wrong. 

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